Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

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What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

How to you make a Hormone?

You kick her in the groin.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What is it called when buckets of paint conspire with each other?

A colour scheme.

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

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What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !