Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How do blonde brain cells die?

Alone.

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

She kicked the bucket !

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

Stub Jokes More Stub Jokes

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"