Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

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Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

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How now! a rat?

stabs curtain* LORD POLONIUS: O, I am slain! This is the w'rst game of hideth and seeketh ev'r *dies*

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

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How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

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What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

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Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's worse than ten children in one bucket?

One child in ten buckets.

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo