Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

Stub Jokes More Stub Jokes

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !