Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

What's red and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket.

Stub Jokes More Stub Jokes

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !