Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

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What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

Stub Jokes More Stub Jokes

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.