Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.