Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?

Because they're headcases.

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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?

Because they're headcases.

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!