Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?

Because they're headcases.

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

When/why do feminists hate cannibals?

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.

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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?

Because they're headcases.

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!