Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?

Because they're headcases.

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?

Because they're headcases.

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!