What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

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What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

Which state has the worst carbonated drinks?

Menace-Soda.

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What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

Why don't cannibals like clowns?

they taste funny!

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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

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Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

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What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey?

The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.

What do you call a five year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

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What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

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What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.