When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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How are you vealing?

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They both came in a little behind.

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He went to the second-hand shop.

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

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the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Why is 6 scared of 7?

Cause 7 is a six offender

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What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."