When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

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Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

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What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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Why is 6 scared of 7?

Cause 7 is a six offender

Why was four afraid of five?

Because five was a six offender

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.