Offender Jokes

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a six offender.

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Why is 6 scared of 7?

Cause 7 is a six offender

Why was four afraid of five?

Because five was a six offender

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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