Counter Jokes

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

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Coffee Mug

What do you call over the counter Viagra?

Mycoxafloppin

This joke may have profanity.

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.