Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

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What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

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What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology