Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

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Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

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What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.