Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

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Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +