Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

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What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

Who is your favourite philosopher?

PROFESSOR: It's Hume. ME: Sorry - whom is your favourite philosopher