What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

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Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

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What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.