He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.
because it's their sen-pais
ME: "I write and want to dir--" "GUNSHOT*
A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.
Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended
One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...
Because they are usually done after one or two shots.
Alley-oop Akbar
Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.
Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.
Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."
Mine is distract me from my own mortality
