What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

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What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

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Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality