What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

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What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."