What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

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Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

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Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

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What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

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What would be Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun

What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What do dolphins like to listen to?

Podcasts.