Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

Boo Bee Jokes More Boo Bee Jokes

What kind of bees make the best milk?

Boo Bees!

What did the ghost say to the bees?

Boo Bees