Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why was the ghost on an episode of Hoaders?

He was a little... Possesive

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

Boo Bee Jokes More Boo Bee Jokes

What do you call a scary bee?

A boo bee.

What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees