Cover your ears with your hands
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Happy halloweenie
Don't move -- I've got you covered.
Because it's covered with horsehide!
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
That's a missed-steak"
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
A mountain.
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
The cold shoulder.