How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.