How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies?

Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...