How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a group of ears?

A heard

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...