How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

How are genders like the twin towers?

There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes