Cover your ears with your hands
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...
A bu-rock-ke
Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.
Leaf me alone.
She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."
A buck-an-ear!
A wind tunnel.
Tell them they can't make racist jokes.
A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)
