What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

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What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

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What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

What is an epileptics favourite food?

Seizure Salad