What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

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How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

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What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

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What is an epileptics favourite food?

Seizure Salad

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.