What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

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What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

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Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

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What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad.