What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

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What spell does harry Potter use on halloween?

Spoopify

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

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Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

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What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.