What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

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Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

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Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments