What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What is a religious gorilla called?

A monk-ey

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

Ornamental Ball Jokes More Ornamental Ball Jokes

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls