What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

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What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

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What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

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How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls