What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What am I not taking on Christmas this year?

Noels

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

Ornamental Ball Jokes More Ornamental Ball Jokes

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.