What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Ornamental Ball Jokes More Ornamental Ball Jokes

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.