How do fish get high?

Seaweed

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Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

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What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.