What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite