What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

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How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite