What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

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What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.