What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.