What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

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Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria