What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

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What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

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What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.