What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

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Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

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What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!