Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!