Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

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What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.