Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

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Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...