Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!