Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

A: Stupid!

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )