Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.