Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.