Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..