Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

His Feyonce.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.