Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What do you call a crazy introvert?

A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

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Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What is Ellen's favourite food?

Kung-Pao Chicken.

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Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)