Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

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Why do electricians make good mediators?

Because they're good at finding common ground.

Where do you find a liberal at a convention?

In the far left corner!

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Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

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Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What is Ellen's favourite food?

Kung-Pao Chicken.

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Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.