Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

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Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.