Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

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Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.