Coffee Bean Jokes

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

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Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Ellen Jokes More Ellen Jokes

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What is Ellen's favourite food?

Kung-Pao Chicken.

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What did one bean say to the other?

How you bean doing.

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).