Coffee Bean Jokes

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

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Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Ellen Jokes More Ellen Jokes

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What is Ellen's favourite food?

Kung-Pao Chicken.

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.