Coffee Bean Jokes

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

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Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

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Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What is Ellen's favourite food?

Kung-Pao Chicken.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

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What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)