Coffee Bean Jokes

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

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Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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Ellen Jokes More Ellen Jokes

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What is Ellen's favourite food?

Kung-Pao Chicken.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

0mg !!!!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why haven't we found aliens yet ?

because they are searching for intelligent life too.

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.