Coffee Bean Jokes

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

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Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why should you never trust atoms?

They make up everything.

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

Ellen Jokes More Ellen Jokes

What is Ellen's favourite food?

Kung-Pao Chicken.

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.