What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

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Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

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What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

What is Jesus' favorite gun?

a nail gun!

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Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended