What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

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What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended