What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

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What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

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Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.