Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

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What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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Why Newton laws were not from Asian countries?

Because they have durian...

What do you call a baby panther?

a Newton.

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What do you call a quantum physicist's hair style?

Schrdinger's cut

Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary