Quantum Jokes

Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

What do you call a quantum physicist's hair style?

Schrdinger's cut

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

You might also enjoy:

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

Reality Jokes More Reality Jokes

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

Common Question Jokes More Common Question Jokes

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

Math Joke Jokes More Math Joke Jokes

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!