Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

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Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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Which Greek Philosopher was the easiest to manipulate?

Play-Doh

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

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What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"