What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Beautiful Woman Jokes More Beautiful Woman Jokes

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Smart Woman Jokes More Smart Woman Jokes

Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you