What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

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How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

Beautiful Woman Jokes More Beautiful Woman Jokes

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Smart Woman Jokes More Smart Woman Jokes

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you