What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Beautiful Woman Jokes More Beautiful Woman Jokes

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Smart Woman Jokes More Smart Woman Jokes

Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you