How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

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How do you make any woman wet?

Liquor

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

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Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

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What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)