How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

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What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

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Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.