He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Michael J Fox
He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.
Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.
Shaven, not furred
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
Shaken, not stirred.
Bubble-0-7
I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.
Worst. Spy. Ever.
Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
With his goldfinger.
00-Sedan
Viagra, so he can Roger Moore.
Around.
Haiti.
Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.
On the sprin-ternet.
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
With a crowbar.
Because no one man should have all that flour.
Pears.
Ryes over rum.
moo-tilated.
A toy-
Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
Because...bros before hose!