He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Michael J Fox
He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.
Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.
Shaven, not furred
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
Shaken, not stirred.
Bubble-0-7
I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.
Worst. Spy. Ever.
Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
With his goldfinger.
00-Sedan
Viagra, so he can Roger Moore.
Around.
Haiti.
They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.
Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
In a henvelope!
REPOST!"
Laundry.
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...
storage
Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.
They've never known what home is.
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
It wasn't his fault.
A milkshake
