Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

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Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

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What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

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What do you call James Bond in the bathtub?

Bubble-0-7

Who is James Bond's favorite bartender?

Michael J Fox

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What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

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What do you call a butler with a new set of teeth?

An endentured servant

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.