Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.