Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!