Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

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What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

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Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut