Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

A: Fish and ships.

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut