Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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