Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

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Because there is no water in Africa.

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Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

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Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

What did on western cheese say to the other?

You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes