Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

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Storming a castle.

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Fish Market Jokes More Fish Market Jokes

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut