Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

Why is a physicist's dream vacation in Alaska?

Because of all the cold fission it has.

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why was the moth so unpopular ?

He kept picking holes in everything !

Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

Waterfall Jokes More Waterfall Jokes

What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.