Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

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What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

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Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

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Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!