Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.