How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday?

Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. :D