How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who?

Crewcut and I'm the only one left !

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

How do you remember your wife's birthday?

forget it once.