How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

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What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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What the?

Oh, I accidentally bought Hamburger Hinderer

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

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How do you remember your wife's birthday?

forget it once.

What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday?

Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. :D