What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

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What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.