What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

Who's there ! Census ! Census who ?

Census presents for Christmas !

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

Luke Jokes More Luke Jokes

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry