What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Who's there ! Census ! Census who ?

Census presents for Christmas !

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

Luke Jokes More Luke Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.