What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

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How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

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Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

What's the internal tempered of a Taunton?

Luke warm