What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm