What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

Luke Jokes More Luke Jokes

What is the inner temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm.

What's the internal body temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.