Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Range Jokes More Range Jokes

What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."