What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

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What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

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What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

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What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!