What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

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What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard?

Hang one in the front!

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

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What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.