What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

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Range Jokes More Range Jokes

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Good Arm Jokes More Good Arm Jokes

What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!