4 if you have a dog.
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Shoot him again.
Because they take a fence to that.
The
Put it in the back yard.
A: A fence.
How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.
me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.
Liberace
Molest them
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Put him in your back yard.
Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.
Hang one in the front!
I reckon that fence is around a yard."
Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!
A Scotland Yard.
He got kilt.
Because people are dying to get in.
He was the Chief In-Spectre.
The yakety-yaks!
An animal that puts you out a night !
Carefully
20 after 1.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
A nissan
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
Sir, you dropped your receipt!"
Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!