How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

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He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

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Heairs.

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What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady?

Depends

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Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.