How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

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How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

What do older women wear?

Depends

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What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

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How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.