Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Bombs
A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.
Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"
It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!
To boldly split infinitives!
He wanted cold hard cash!
Because they're trying asbestos they can.
A mole
Carbon dating.
It doesn't just happen the once.
He saw stars.
Little Caesars
Comcast
