How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

What's Charlie Sheens middle name?

Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen

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How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.