How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

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How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.