How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

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Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

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How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.