How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

A: Fish and ships.

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.