Who Loves Debates?

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

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Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

What do you call fish that taste two times as salty?

2Na

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders