Who Loves Debates?

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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

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Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

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What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.