Who Loves Debates?

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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

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Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?

With the fishes.

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

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Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders