Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

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What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.