Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

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What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

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What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

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What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

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What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.