Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

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Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary?

Because, it isn't mainstream.

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

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Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.