Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

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Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.