Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

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Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

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Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

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Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke