Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

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How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

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Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke