Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

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What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

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What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

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Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball