Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

What do cows sit on?

Couches

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?