Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!