Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*
God really liked it so he put rings on it.
They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.
Because he tasted funny!
You don't have the to do it!"
Pontius Pilates.
Diet coke has better advertising.
Ryes over rum.
