Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What did one little lesbian frog say to the other?

We really do taste like chicken!"

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

Where do clowns live?

In a Clown Hall.