Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

they're too mature for their taste

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.