Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe

What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?

Well.. You know what they say about big feet.

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.