What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

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What do you call an angry Reddit mod?

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What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common?

They all went down on a President.

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What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!