What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

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Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.